If only the US Immigration had seen Tommy's real business plan when he applied to emigrate to America, maybe they wouldn't have let him in.
1) Befriend your neighbours and convince them that you are capable of doing maintenance jobs e.g plumbing a washing machine (Which you're not because you are incompetent.) Tell them you won't rip them off because you're British too.(Which you will)
2) Perform the washer repair/install to a poor standard. Take your money and smile.
3) When, inevitably, it leaks and floods the house, tell the neighbour it wasn't your fault and that the best thing to do is to claim on the insurance.
4) Offer to repair the damage caused by your incompetence through the insurance claim. (Meaning you get paid at insurance rates not 'mates' rates.
5) You fix the house up after the flooding (again to your very sub standard level) and take your money. Double bubble!! You get paid twice for causing the actual flooding in the first place.
6) Do this with as many trusting friends that you can.
7) Leave town and move to another area and do exactly the same thing, leaving your 'friends & neighbours' homes in a mess and out of pocket.
So now you can see how Thomas went from insurance scam and dodgy maintenance guy to fleecing the followers of THI. He's nothing but a confidence trickster.
Make sure you enjoy your birthday Tommy. It could be your last on American soil
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